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1 referral
Seat Warmer
Jumped the line once. We see you.
Bring Your Group Chat. Cut The Line. Get Free Stuff.
The bribe counter is live. Real link, real spots, real rank. We have standards, technically.
Live now
Every Friend = 5 Spots Up The Line.
Sign up, get your link on the spot, send it to the one friend who lives in the bathroom. Your spot and your rank update the second they get in line.
The Rank Ladder (AKA Bribes)
5
5 referrals
Mid-Stall
Sticker pack with your name on it at launch.
15
15 referrals
Porcelain Throne
The X-Eyes Mug. Coffee tastes better in victory.
30
30 referrals
The Royal Flush
Dump T-shirt + we roast you (nicely) in an issue.
50
50 referrals
Lifetime Flush
Permanent title in the credits. You absolute legend.
How It Works
1
Get your link
Sign up and your referral link appears instantly. It also lives at The Line, any time you ask.
2
Send it around
Group chats count. Every confirmed signup moves you up 5 spots in line. Spammy nonsense gets thrown in the digital trash.
3
Climb the ladder
Referrals rack up rank. Physical bribes ship at launch; the titles are forever.
Already in line? Check your spot