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Line Cutter
Five spots up the line. Tiny crime, fully legal.
Bring Your Group Chat. Cut The Line. Win Stuff We Can Actually Send.
The bribe counter is live. Real link, real spots, real rank. No yacht sweepstakes, just attainable chaos.
Live now
Every Friend = 5 Spots Up The Line.
Sign up, get your link on the spot, send it to the one friend who lives in the bathroom. Your spot and your rank update the second they get in line.
Daily prize
Most Referrals Today = Next Dude Rhythmist.
Whoever drives the most confirmed signups in a day gets to inspire the next Dude Rhythm prompt. Tiny prize, maximum bragging rights, no shipping label required.
The Rank Ladder (AKA Cheap Bribes)
10
10 referrals
Sticker Stack
Free sticker pack at launch. Cheap for us, glorious for your laptop.
25
25 referrals
Bathroom Famous
Your name in a founder shoutout. The lowest-cost fame available.
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50 referrals
Mug Shot
Free branded Morning Dump mug. Coffee tastes better with witnesses.
100
100 referrals
Merch Menace
First 3 people to hit 100 referrals get free merch.
How It Works
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Get your link
Sign up and your referral link appears instantly. It also lives at The Line, any time you ask.
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Send it around
Group chats count. Every confirmed signup moves you up 5 spots in line. Spammy nonsense gets thrown in the digital trash.
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Win cheap glory
10 gets stickers. 50 gets the mug. The first 3 to 100 get free merch. The daily winner becomes the next Dude Rhythmist.
Already in line? Check your spot