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Sports01
Star Quarterback Out 6 Weeks With Injury Sustained While Celebrating.
The touchdown was worth 6 points. The backflip cost the season.
Read moreTech & AI02
New AI Can Now Do Your Job. Relax — It Does It Badly.
Investors poured $2B into a chatbot that apologizes more than you do.
Read moreMoney & Scams03
Rent Goes Up Again, Landlord Now Charging Extra For 'Good Vibes.'
Inflation is out of control. So is his complete lack of shame.
Read moreScience & Weird04
Study Finds Men Would Rather Rewatch Prison Documentaries Than Go To Therapy.
Groundbreaking stuff. We're all cooked.
Read moreChaos & Curveballs05
Florida Man Fights Raccoon For Parking Spot, Loses On Points.
Witnesses say the raccoon 'wanted it more.' Hard to argue.
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