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Sports: Games, trades, meltdowns, locker-room chaos. Anything a guy argues about at a bar.

Tech & AI: AI, gadgets, platforms, the robots-taking-our-jobs beat.

Stocks & Stuff: Markets, business chaos, crypto rug-pulls, grifts, your shrinking paycheck.

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Science & Space: Science, health, space, and genuinely unhinged research.

Culture & Games: Movies, music, gaming, streaming beefs, celebrity chaos.

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Last Week's Biggest Hits

Sports

Aaron Rodgers' Jets Debut Lasted Four Snaps.

Torn Achilles four snaps in. His pregame flag run outlived the season.

Tech & AI

Airline's Chatbot Lied. Court Made It True.

Air Canada argued the bot was its own legal entity. It lost.

Stocks & Stuff

CEO Fired 900 People On A Three-Minute Zoom Call.

“If you're on this call, you are part of the unlucky group.” He kept his job.

Science & Space

Japan Landed On The Moon. Face First.

Within 100 meters of the target, nose down, solar panels facing the wrong way.

Offbeat

Florida Man Threw A Gator Into A Wendy's.

Through the drive-thru window, as a joke. The gator was released unharmed.

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