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Rent Goes Up Again, Landlord Now Charging Extra For 'Good Vibes.'
Inflation is out of control. So is his complete lack of shame.
Read moreStreaming Raises Prices Again. Piracy Re-enters The Group Chat.
They want $20/month. We want HBO Max for free. Negotiations continue.
Read moreGuy Who Lost Half His Paycheck Explains The Market To You Anyway.
Charts, vibes, and a podcast sponsor: it is financial advice now.
Read moreStudy Finds Men Would Rather Rewatch Prison Documentaries Than Go To Therapy.
Groundbreaking stuff. We're all cooked.
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