LOOKSMAXXING GURU 'CLAVICULAR' CHARGED WITH RAPE

Braden Peters, 20, built a following as Clavicular, selling teenage boys on looksmaxxing, the regimen of doing extreme things to your own face in pursuit of a better jawline. Massachusetts has now charged him with rape, drugging a person for sexual intercourse, and procuring liquor for someone under 21. Two felonies and a misdemeanor, filed Sept. 8 in Orleans District Court after a probable cause finding on Sept. 4. The charges stem from May 23, 2025 at his family's home in Chatham, where the accuser, then 17, told police she drank vodka and became heavily intoxicated. He denies all of it. The related Florida civil suit alleges he injected her face with an unapproved fat-dissolving substance during a livestream without her consent. His reps' response is that she knew what was happening with the injections and that she went to police because he would not pay her. A spokesperson called the criminal charges bogus and noted the sexual assault claim was added to the civil suit by amendment months after it was filed. His representative, Mitchell Jackson, keeps circling back to the point that Peters has not been physically served, as if a felony complaint spoils in transit. Chatham police tried him twice in late August and hit a full voicemail box. On X, Peters has accused his accuser of chasing attention or money. In May he pled no contest over an alligator shooting in the Everglades and got six months probation plus 20 hours of community service he is not allowed to stream.

Why you should give a shit: On Oct. 14 the guy who sold discipline as the fix for every flaw gets arraigned on a rape charge that carries up to 20 years in Massachusetts.