THE MORNING DUMPGet in line

Pre-launch · one stall · no cutting*

The Line For The Bathroom

The first dump drops soon. Until then, there's a line. Your spot is real, your referral link is real, and every friend you bring moves you up. *Unless you bring friends. Then cut away.

Not in line yet? Fix that

How The Line Works

  • 1. You get in line. You get a number and a link.
  • 2. Every friend who signs up with your link moves you up 5 spots.
  • 3. Referrals climb the rank ladder — stickers, the mug, the shirt, a roast. The bribes.
  • 4. When we launch, the front of the line reads issue #1 first and gets named in it.